i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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