fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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