i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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