Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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