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I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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