We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
honey bunches of taint.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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