69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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