roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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