Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Duck Duck Cougar?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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