You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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