There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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