Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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