Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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