You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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