the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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