Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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