No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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