didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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