I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
my poor anus
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
