It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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