I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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