We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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