hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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