Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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