Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So much Jack, so little girl.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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