I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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