I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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