i jhust puked up my retainher.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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