i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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