People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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