trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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