all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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