btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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