just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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