why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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