Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
