Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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