On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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