i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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