i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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