That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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