Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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