After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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