She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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