and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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