As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I understand Curling. That high.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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