Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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