I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
