Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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