i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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