Who did Billy Mays play for?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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