508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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