Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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