Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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