Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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