shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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