On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this just has baby written all over it
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
